Swimsuits

It's true.  I wish I could lounge around the pool or beach, laying soaking up all the wonderful rays the sun has to offer.  Turning every half hour to keep my tan even.  Sipping a tasty beverage, reading smut on perezhilton.com.  But, no, I am at the rec center.  So much chlorine my lungs hurt, no chance of sunshine in here.  But seriously, I can deal with all the kids, chlorine, nasty dudes and there ginormous guts.  What really chaps my hid is that in 2000 some years no one has invented a swimsuit for chicks that doesn't snag when you sit on the pool bottom or on the edge.  I can't lounge around.  I got three kids for hecks sake, there's no lounging.  So please someone I need a suit that will not snag, if not I am going to start wearing cutoffs and wife beaters to the pool.