Saturday, May 1, 2010

Swimsuits

It's true.  I wish I could lounge around the pool or beach, laying soaking up all the wonderful rays the sun has to offer.  Turning every half hour to keep my tan even.  Sipping a tasty beverage, reading smut on perezhilton.com.  But, no, I am at the rec center.  So much chlorine my lungs hurt, no chance of sunshine in here.  But seriously, I can deal with all the kids, chlorine, nasty dudes and there ginormous guts.  What really chaps my hid is that in 2000 some years no one has invented a swimsuit for chicks that doesn't snag when you sit on the pool bottom or on the edge.  I can't lounge around.  I got three kids for hecks sake, there's no lounging.  So please someone I need a suit that will not snag, if not I am going to start wearing cutoffs and wife beaters to the pool.

Easter

Easter was BORING.  Stayed home.  The Bunny came and left some light sabers (what was he thinking) and a movie. Attempted to cook.  Then we drove around the valley all afternoon,  venturting to places we have never seen. 

Visitors

PF Changs
My brother Dallas, sis-in-law Diana, and their boys Austin and Zach came to visit us in February!!  The first time Dallas has ever been out to visit me in like 10ish years.  My wedding doesn't count!  We had such a blast.  Our boys had so much fun tagging along with their older cousins. I tried my darndest to convince them to relocate.  Please, please please hurry and move here.. Unfortunately, Diana left with a crappy souvenir.  A partially torn ACL from their ski trip to Bogus Basin. 

T-Ball


Trey started his first year of t-ball.  Tyson signed him up for baseball camp over spring break.  It was put on by the Columbia High School baseball team.  The first day Trey came home and called me a pussy.  Which is about the extent of what he learned.  We are so proud. 

Tyson's Birthday

In case you were wondering Tyson's birthday wasn't so horrible.  A few days after his birthday he came home from work, and the kids were starting to feel better, so the kids picked out a Thomas the Tank Engine DQ ice cream cake.  And he got some Olive Garden, and probably some sex I can't remember.