If anyone sees a grease ball paying for something in all change, or carrying around a blue plastic pig, piggy bank that has Idaho Central Credit Union on it, citizen's arrest him!!! Sure it could be a chick, but trust me plenty of sleezy dudes have been roaming our house the past few weeks while we were re-doing our driveway. The lucky thief made off with hundred or more bucks of our hard earned change, and Trey's piggy bank that had about 25-35 bones. Hope the smokes you are buying with my money gives you lung cancer and the beer you are drinking is tainted with arsenic, because seriously a thief would not be buying food or Christmas presents. And what makes this story even more charming is the fact that we were in Nebraska for my step-father's funeral.
Happy Holidays!!
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1 year ago
1 comments:
Too funny. I hope he gets hit by a car and dies a slow terrible death.
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